Sexy Food

While eatin chocolate is probably nt a gd idea,
calorie-wise,
But u can give yourself a treat every now n den
Because Italian scientists claim tt Chocolate is "Sexy Food"



So my dear fren placed CHoColate on her top Christmas list.

Christmas is here

Strategic Positioning of Crescent

Our polo-boys designed themselves.
Is this consider misusing our flag? lol

Can i have Bruno Mars for Christmas?

At night when the stars light up my room.
I sit by myself
Talking to the Moonnn....
Try to get to Youuu...
In hopes you're on the other side
Talking to me too.
Or am I a fool?
who sits alone
Talking to the moonnn...

Sms of e day

My dear fren sent this to me.

how many man does it take to change a light blub?

.....

None! men like to keep us in e dark

Weirdest things to be auction on ebay

http://pigjockey.com/2010/03/09/top-10-strangest-things-sold-on-ebay/

A Man’s Whole Life – A Briton living in Australia sold his whole life for £192,000 after splitting up with his wife. The auction included his house and it’s contents, car, job, motorcycle, jet ski and friends, in an effort to make a fresh start.

Im 20% prettier today

no.
i mean from now on.
so are u

Hooked

aimlessly

Mildly guilty spendin the whole of 2 days doin nth.
Hangin out aimlessly.
Went massage, and i screamed like a old lady. (jus like tt time in JB)
I felt as if im trapped in a 40s body. =X

I tried readin notes earlier.
4-5 pages
& they include exam format and examiner approach to P1 (tt take up 3 pages) =X



Dragged his feets bck camp

While spring cleanin...

Muahaha.
I nv remove the note u slipped in bck den.


No way to extract the songs out.
Don know what to do w it.


chunk of magazine


Chris, u certainly hv no idea im stil keepin this. =X

by 2012

Ban on liquids may be lifted!

Passengers may once agn allow to brin gels ad liquid onboard.
No more 100ml limit

Cuz there r new equipment which r capable of detecting explosives in water bottles, make-up kits or toothpaste tubes.
(How cool)

Staring problem here

What to keep in mind b4 u left home everyday?
DONT STARE if u don wan to be slash

senseless killings out there

Nursin

My hair smell of herbal now.
I vow to take gd care of my hair now =X

High Tolerance

The kids above my unit hv been very hyper-active tonight.
U know kids (esp when there r 3)
Runnin about, nt forgetting e screamin, crying & yellin

My family hv high tolerance to Noise Pollution
no1 breathe a single words.

The reason becuz we used to hv neighbours knocking at our doors, telling my mum to CONTROL the kids.

As i typed, their mum is stil yellin.
*cross fingers

Time checkEd: 12:03AM

The place whr boys become men

The officer told us tt e recruits wil get to enter this room to watch some tv in e free hours.
Tested n proven by YD and JL tt u can oni look into this recreation room from AFAR.
Let alone step inside. haa


Tough days ahead

Deals

Simply register ur name for a chance to wake up with a FREE phone.
https://www.singtelshop.com/freephones/

Survivor

Some ppl wil do anything 2 survive,
Even the animal

Given the bad harvest condition there, it isnt much of a surprise after all when the goat starts makin their way up e trees!



Im much convinced after watchin a youtube vid on the goat hoppin from 1 cluster of branches to another in search of food.

Bruno Mars

I cant resist posting his vid
Pls bear w me. haa

Sexual abuse is the ugliest crime, tt y

a rapist shd be shot dead!!!
No...
He shd hv a test of his own medicine.

Be RAPE over n over agn by GAYs in the prison.

How random is this post

US

Sooner or later

Sis: Im gg HK in Dec.
Me: Great, buy Century Eggs!!!

Me: & i can buy u nice Straw bag when i go Bali.
Sis: Don need la, i can use whatever u buy.

...

Sis: Wait, u c im moving next yr.
so every nice thing u buy, must buy 2!

Sooner or later, she be emptying the wardrobe.