囍

My mum used this cups on her wedding.
Now, we gonna take turn.

Visiting

As fit as a fiddle

weight conscious

C, i told u my family r weight conscious.
The 1st thing we drop our luggage, e nxt min queuin up behind e weighing scale.
My sis hit 50kg e 1st time in her life.
mauaahahah



http://sophisticatedcel.blogspot.com/2010/05/awareness.html

Excessive Worrier

Consult a doctor if you notice any of the above changes.

I felt a lump during Nov.
This issue has been bugging me for weeks.

U shd c the worrying and seriousness face of the doc while scanning.
I was gasping for air during e scanning process, if there is a meter to measure worry, it gonna HIT and EXCEED the cap.



See! "NO SUSPICIOUS FEATURES SEEN"
God Bless.
Im a happy girl now

Our 何維健 grow up 了

當我知道你們相愛

I smell freedom!!!

During the last 5min...
beside the sound of my pen scribbling.
There's lots of coughin gg on.
I bet those student must hv fallen sick while studyin too hard.
(Eps the guy beside, i seriously tout he wil pass out from coughin too hard)

I cleared my throat and tried to make a few cough.
Nth. Im perfectly fine.

what?

I never study hard enough?!? Shit...

sniff...sniff...
I smell freedom.

Zoe said i smell Xiamen. =)

A Very Glee Christmas

U r aging too, no doubt =)

A beauty queen fallen from grace

i saw Ris Low today.
Littering.
not 1 tiny winy paper or wrappers,
But 1 freaking big bag of rubbish.
Right in the middle of the carpark.

and stil, she turned and give me a big grin.
*faint.
She is our beauty queen
Indeed

Lost & found

I almost fell into depression while furiously tryin to fix my wireless
Tt's how impt internet is to me, i mean to us.

and to start the day, i found my report book!
I tout it is lost 4ever.
Lol. look at my fringe.

A rare visitor today

he's so cute cuz he would pose for the camera
he know what's gg on the moment the camera went snap snap

Roll eyes X 10,000 times

& i was like wtf...

rub me some luck

Im so desperate.
I wish i can burn my notes, mix into water and drink it!

I don rem a single thing tt i studied last week. Hell

Good nite world

Missed KOSE

Look at the date! Expired sales!
Erm, Eve pls don send me expired sales and make me feel bad for missing it.
The fact tt im ard tt area today make things worse. T_T

Don show me what u bot unless u intend to share ur buys. =)

Sexy Food

While eatin chocolate is probably nt a gd idea,
calorie-wise,
But u can give yourself a treat every now n den
Because Italian scientists claim tt Chocolate is "Sexy Food"



So my dear fren placed CHoColate on her top Christmas list.

Christmas is here

Strategic Positioning of Crescent

Our polo-boys designed themselves.
Is this consider misusing our flag? lol

Can i have Bruno Mars for Christmas?

At night when the stars light up my room.
I sit by myself
Talking to the Moonnn....
Try to get to Youuu...
In hopes you're on the other side
Talking to me too.
Or am I a fool?
who sits alone
Talking to the moonnn...

Sms of e day

My dear fren sent this to me.

how many man does it take to change a light blub?

.....

None! men like to keep us in e dark

Weirdest things to be auction on ebay

http://pigjockey.com/2010/03/09/top-10-strangest-things-sold-on-ebay/

A Man’s Whole Life – A Briton living in Australia sold his whole life for £192,000 after splitting up with his wife. The auction included his house and it’s contents, car, job, motorcycle, jet ski and friends, in an effort to make a fresh start.

Im 20% prettier today

no.
i mean from now on.
so are u

Hooked

aimlessly

Mildly guilty spendin the whole of 2 days doin nth.
Hangin out aimlessly.
Went massage, and i screamed like a old lady. (jus like tt time in JB)
I felt as if im trapped in a 40s body. =X

I tried readin notes earlier.
4-5 pages
& they include exam format and examiner approach to P1 (tt take up 3 pages) =X



Dragged his feets bck camp

While spring cleanin...

Muahaha.
I nv remove the note u slipped in bck den.


No way to extract the songs out.
Don know what to do w it.


chunk of magazine


Chris, u certainly hv no idea im stil keepin this. =X

by 2012

Ban on liquids may be lifted!

Passengers may once agn allow to brin gels ad liquid onboard.
No more 100ml limit

Cuz there r new equipment which r capable of detecting explosives in water bottles, make-up kits or toothpaste tubes.
(How cool)

Staring problem here

What to keep in mind b4 u left home everyday?
DONT STARE if u don wan to be slash

senseless killings out there

Nursin

My hair smell of herbal now.
I vow to take gd care of my hair now =X

High Tolerance

The kids above my unit hv been very hyper-active tonight.
U know kids (esp when there r 3)
Runnin about, nt forgetting e screamin, crying & yellin

My family hv high tolerance to Noise Pollution
no1 breathe a single words.

The reason becuz we used to hv neighbours knocking at our doors, telling my mum to CONTROL the kids.

As i typed, their mum is stil yellin.
*cross fingers

Time checkEd: 12:03AM

The place whr boys become men

The officer told us tt e recruits wil get to enter this room to watch some tv in e free hours.
Tested n proven by YD and JL tt u can oni look into this recreation room from AFAR.
Let alone step inside. haa


Tough days ahead

Deals

Simply register ur name for a chance to wake up with a FREE phone.
https://www.singtelshop.com/freephones/

Survivor

Some ppl wil do anything 2 survive,
Even the animal

Given the bad harvest condition there, it isnt much of a surprise after all when the goat starts makin their way up e trees!



Im much convinced after watchin a youtube vid on the goat hoppin from 1 cluster of branches to another in search of food.

Bruno Mars

I cant resist posting his vid
Pls bear w me. haa

Sexual abuse is the ugliest crime, tt y

a rapist shd be shot dead!!!
No...
He shd hv a test of his own medicine.

Be RAPE over n over agn by GAYs in the prison.

How random is this post

US

Sooner or later

Sis: Im gg HK in Dec.
Me: Great, buy Century Eggs!!!

Me: & i can buy u nice Straw bag when i go Bali.
Sis: Don need la, i can use whatever u buy.

...

Sis: Wait, u c im moving next yr.
so every nice thing u buy, must buy 2!

Sooner or later, she be emptying the wardrobe.

Sia-Im in Here

Ageing

Lookin at e rate Singapore GOVT raise retirement age.
I think i'll stil be sloggin at the age of 70.

Faint*

What's on my playlist?

Bruno Mars - Grenade
Hedley - Perfect
Sugerland - Stuck like glue

Whoa-Oh, Whoa-Oh, stuck like glue
You & me baby, were stuck like glue

Adorable her

Mum: What is S.C.A.R.S? (Spelled out)
Me: oh, scars = 疤痕
...
Mum: what is A.P.O.L.O.G.I.S.E.D? (Spelled out)
Mum: how bout H.U.R.T (Spelled out agn)

Startin to get a lit irritated & look at her.
& there, my mum was holdin on to TODAY.

"WHY are u reading English Newspapers?!?" haa
Mum: 活到老，学到老

I seriously hope she don intend to read the whole paper.
1 article wil do

...

Mum: eh, 1 more 1 more, A.C.I.D?

I feel fat

Instead of swimming, we ate MAC.
I can feel the Mac-Chicken inside my stomach stil. haa

we r so gg to Flyer, al thx to Els and CYnthia

Spooktacular

The Haunted Mansion @ Café del Mar


See that?
Spooktacular:
Present Sentosa spooktacular tix sub to enjoy 1 or 1 housepour beer and spirit at Cafe Del Mar
(11pm onwards)

& Special deal:
get ur islander basic membership now for oni S$10, using our Spooktacular tix.

Airway spat 2

& true enough

Tiger Airways starts promo scheme.
Pay S$29.95 annually in order to get 1st hand info on Tiger's flight promotions.

Come on, need more discount price war. LoL

Startle

Airways spat

To tease Tiger 4 its recent flight cancellations, AirAsia ran a full page adver.

Whatever, i hope e fiercer the fight, e lower the airfares.
Gd for us

After 2 yrs.

Weird Facebook guys

Jus go ahead and msg me, we r not frens.
To me. u're all a brunch of creeps

Random talk

Me: I want to go Island Hoppin in Greece!
It is hopelessly romantic.

ah Da: haiyo, can read ur notes?
u read such book, in the future my pocket sure "bleed"

Panic

Whats e worse thing tt can happen in e toilet?

Some1 is pulling ur door furiously when u're peein halfway.

Cant she c the (red colour code which indicate LOCK)

i swear i almost pee straight into my pants

*freeZe

Creative

Poster for the Breast Cancer Foundaton's annual breast cancer awareness campaign

This particular poster highlights e obsession women have with pimples, suggesting that women should be similarly concerned with their breast health.



Are you more concerned with having a bad hair day than with breast cancer?

田馥甄

How unique.

100 Hours Movie Indulgence

Quick snap tt day.
I didnt expect e SOFA seats.
anyway,
Dee! go go go
11 more

Ang Pow Guide

2 week back, 8 days mag published an article on Ang Pow Guide.

I think below is kinda true.

If u hv RSVP-ed but cant make it last min.
U need to provide the ful amount & either get a fren to send ur ang pow on ur behalf or deposit it at ur means.
this is so true as it is embarrassing enough for e couple to hv empty seats at their wedding.

the last n oni thing u can do is to b nice and deposit ur ang pow.

I rem this entry earlier,
however this is not the case of RSVP-ed.

http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=9206954100980790743&postID=5658782664140092031

Thousands of condoms clog Games village drains

That's the news that stunned me.
Seem like the athletes are playing hard.

There's even a big condom vending machine which contains at least 4,000 contraceptives for the eager athletes.

But i tout sex before game will affect their performance?
whatever.

New Delhi govt has made sufficient arrangements 2 ensure that athletes at least do not complain about shortage of condoms like how they complain bout the poor living condition. lOL

Cheers for SAFE SEX

Give me bck my life.

Except for a few cough, im better now.

I slpt my day away, waking up oni to take medi.
Im freaking awake now.

JS

temp risin

After a series of bday celebration & wedding
I can officially fall sick today.
Been feeling feverish these few days without proper rest & medi

I will be incredibly obedient for the next few days

Patisserie Glace

Rin Rin ice cheese tarts
OMG *running about. yummi-de-lious!
It is Situated right behind Amara Hotel so ppl who r wking in tt area, pls TRY!





I stil have this Strawberry Souffle cheese cake sitting happily in my fridge.

12 Gopeng Street
#01-33/34 Icon Village
Tel: 6400-0247

Just The Way You Are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

After swimmin

no amount of swimming can help

Give it a 1 last GOOD shot

Taking care and worrying about another person is absolutely unnecessary and a waste of time and effort.
The time and effort that you shd spend on yourself

Like what u told me, Love urself more

Burnt

Dar: Why u look so tan today?
Me: i think it must be the Arab STreeT with CYnthia.
Haa

Remembering Mrs Lee

I sincerely hope MM Lee can find strength to overcome this despite his poor health.
My deepest condolences

For the benefit of some1

Traumatized

OMG! LKY passed away!!

1 min later...

Haha! paiseh type too fast. Is his wife

Gruesome discovery

Dead mouse in a loaf of bread



Gruesome discovery when health officers noted that the mouse's tail was missing, perhaps already eaten in a sandwich.

(this post wil be removed in days time, cuz i cant bear seein this pix everytime i open my blog)

What's for lunch?

Im nt a big fan for Burger, but this amaze me.

Biggest Cheeseburger


Mini Burger


Pizza Burger